Freedom Fries

Incident: Lobbing a Freedom Fry (they came from McDonalds, so they certainly aren’t French!) at the Bigger Captor in the truck on the way back to Hungary from Italy.

Bigger Captor: OLIVER?!? Did you just throw a fry at me???

Smaller Captor: NO!! I swear I didn’t throw a fry. I don’t throw fries!

Me: Chuckle

Bigger Captor: It was you?! Why would you throw a fry at me?

Me: I didn’t “throw” it, I “whung” it.

Bigger Captor: Whats the difference? And why would you do that?

Me: Because you deserved it, more or less.

Bigger Captor: Listen here miss, this isn’t your HHR. There will not be 6 year old French Fries hanging out in this truck!

Me: That’s absurd. I didn’t own the HHR for 6 years.


It was at that point that I just sat and stared at the man. He never ceases to amaze me.



{ 2 comments… add one }

  • Joals February 16, 2013, 4:30 am

    The man always overreacts.

  • Jeff March 17, 2013, 11:32 pm



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