Day 11 of my captivity: The bigger captor informed me this morning that one of the captor dogs had stolen the last two blueberry muffins off the counter. Whoops! He also made me sit and sort paperwork today. That was after I vacuumed and then the captor dogs tracked in fresh dirt : / I think I like hanging out with the smaller captor better… (just kidding!)
The captors want me to make them dinner tonight so I think we’ll have the captor favorite “Cheesey burger mac and cheese.” I was also thinking about prepping some cake doughnuts for the morning since the bigger captor has announced that tomorrow I should go full bore as the captor parents are arriving and the Tiniest Tolin can show up whenever now.